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Nobody's ever called me a nice guy. Ever.Not even my own girlfriend, who is, in a big part, responsible for the creation of this atrocity you see before you. She says I'm too judgemental and that I'm always a prick. She says I'm a lunatic because I get road rage when people cut me off and I cuss people out who park in the hadicapped spot when they are clearly not physically handicapped.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

You're Occupying My Precious Time



Listen to me people of Occupy Wall Street (as well as the rest of you who are "occupying" other cities): You're not changing anything! The only thing you're doing is occupying my precious time by making me listen to your blather as I walk by or wait for the bus!
Am I pissed about the state of America? YES! Am I pissed about the economy and the corporate greed? YES and YES!
But let's get something straight: your stupid hippie protests aren't going to accomplish shit. In fact, you don't even know what you're trying to accomplish!
Sure you say you want corporate greed to stop as you dress in your Levi's and talk on your iPhone. But guess what, you are the people fueling it!

As am I.

We buy these mass produced consumer goods because they are readily available and affordable. Now, you could go out and buy only locally made products and support only local businesses. People do it. It's not nearly as convenient and not quite as affordable (although you can get some great deals if you know where to look). But you can do it.

Pretty much everything in our lives are products of corporate greed and major corporations. Your car? Made by a major corporation that gives fuck all about you, but really does give a fuck about fucking you out of your money.
Yes I one too. In fact, I have two. So fuck you.
The clothes you're wearing? If they aren't a major name brand, the chances that they were made in the same factories by the same little sweatshop kids as the name brand stuff are probably pretty good. Anyone can get anything custom made by a factory in China. Just go to alibaba.com and open an account. You too can be a "local retailer of small batch made goods" by this weekend.
Obviously any sort of technology or electronic equipment are produced by those who posses corporate greed.

Face it, passive, organized protest never changed a fucking thing. People always look to Martin Luther King Jr. While he helped change a lot of things, he didn't do it alone. There were also forces such as Malcom X, the Black Panthers and the Weather Underground that affected much of, if not more change than Martin Luther King's uplifting "I have a goddamned dream" speeches.

And this bullshit protesting? That's all it is...a fucking pipe dream.
Do you really believe that some high powered executive is going to see you guys on the street and something will click in his psyche like "oh shit, they're right! I've been fucking people all these years to amass my riches. Fuck me, I'd better stop."
No! Those people are well aware of the situation, and they don't care. That's how they got to those positions!
Fuck! Are you people really that ignorant?

And fuck the President and the government in general. He doesn't care about you. None of the politicians do. Again, that's how they got there. They (the billionaires, the CEO's, the politicians) are all part of the same little corrupt group.
If you think you actually voted for or against Obama, you're kidding yourself. For years, it's been known that the electoral college system is just PR bullshit. You don't actually vote for anyone or anything. The recent Alaska Way viaduct improvement solution in Seattle was a perfect example.
The people of Seattle and King county didn't vote for the deep bore tunnel. The tunnel was/is the most expensive alternate solution to the viaduct, which is aging and structurally unsound due to the local earthquakes. However, the government failed to give us any opportunity to vote for another alternative. There were alternatives discussed and presented, but they all failed to make the ballot.
So, the vote wasn't so much for the tunnel as it was against doing nothing.
Those were our choices: tunnel, which has already been determined is going to go over the proposed budget, or do nothing and wait for the road to collapse.

Fuckers. Fuck the government.

My point is, sitting around in the rain singing "Kumbaya" isn't going to change anything. Again, it's all about the money and the power. As a single person, unless you are willing to pick up a gun (and you aren't, you've proved that by sitting in the rain singing aboriginal show tunes), you have very little power. Again, the argument is "I have the right to vote."
And you do.
But as we've seen, that don't mean shit.
Consider this: what if you don't vote? And you convince everyone else to not vote along with you?
If nobody votes, then they can't lie to us and say we voted for someone or something.

But that's idealistic thinking that is unrealistic.

AND SO ARE YOUR PROTESTS!!

Stop trying to turn the fucking world into what you think is right. Do what you can by affecting change on a personal level, then in your circle of family and friends. "Vote" with your checkbook.
Buy local. Avoid shopping at major retailers and stop buying goods produced by big factories.
It's not impossible, but I'll tell you right now, it's gonna be a real pain in the dick to do that and still be able to function in the modern world.

Stop trying to change the entire world to make everyone see your point of view. Because it will never happen. I for one, will never agree with everything you have to say. And the failure to change one is a failure to change everyone. Stop trying to create the ideal world.
It will never happen.
Instead, why not try to achieve some reasonable change for you and your family?

And stop occupying my precious time.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Minimum Wage is Not Living Wage

I hate liberals...and conservatives...anyone who only sees the side of the story they want to see. Thinking solely along the lines of leftest or right-wing is precisely why we can't resolve the simplest of issues in this country....well....that and politics is inherently corrupt.
The fact of the matter is that there are times when conservative thinking may help solve the problem, there are times when liberal thinking may help solve the problem, but most of the time it's a combination of the two that offers up the best solution. Yet people only look at whatever side they want to look at without stepping back to look at the whole picture. When an opposing view is presented, many people automatically go into defensive mode, shutting their ears and opening their mouths.

I recently got into a debate with a friend of mine, who is, by every definition is a bleeding heart liberal. We were talking about theories on bringing jobs back to the States and economic recovery and all that good stuff.
Her theory was that American companies that manufacture products overseas for the importation of those goods back into the U.S. should pay the foreign workers the U.S. minimum wage. The thought was that if we had to pay foreign workers the same that we have to pay American workers, then there would be no benefit for companies to send jobs overseas. Now, I've known this woman for 20 years and consider her to be a fairly intelligent individual, but unfortunately, she's dead wrong and here's why:


1) If American companies were willing to police themselves, we would never had experienced anything like the sub prime mortgage meltdown. While these companies are perfectly capable of policing themselves, pure greed will not allow them to. If American companies won't police themselves on American soil, how can we trust them to police their ways overseas?

Let's face it: large corporations exist for the sole purpose of making money.
That's it.
That's why they are structured the way they are. That is why they do what they do and that is why they rule the world, regardless of what country you're in. If you don't believe that statement, go to just about any country in the world and see how many people you can find that do not recognize logos for Coca-Cola, McDonald's, Pepsi, Apple, Microsoft, Sony, Facebook, etc.

People start companies for 2 reasons: to run the show the way they want and/or to make money. It's usually a combination of the two, but in the end, it's the latter that will ultimately win out.

If you don't want to make money, and you want to be a nice fucking guy, you start a non-profit. But those make money too.
Don't kid yourself. The rappers of the world have their shit correct: it's all about the money and the power.

2) In the U.S., the minimum wage is not a living wage. Anyone who tells you that it is, is lying to you and you should punch them in the fucking face. Currently, the federal minimum wage is $7.25 an hour. That's $290 per week or $1160 per month....gross.....before taxes, insurance, medicare, social security, federal with holdings because you owe back child support.

Here in Seattle, the minimum wage is $8.67 an hour. That's $347 a week or $1388 per month. The average rent in Seattle has recently dropped to an all affordable $1023 per month, which is probably more than you're actually bringing home as a minimum wage employee. But, if you're making minimum wage, you're probably not paying average rent. You're probably living in a low rent neighborhood or possibly outside the city in the south Puget Sound area. It's hard, but you can probably find a place to rent for $500 a month if you looked, or shared an apartment with a roommate. That's about half of your gross monthly pay. Before taxes that pay for things you probably won't use and Social Security that you'll never see.
If you have a car, you'll need to fill it up with gas @ $4.00 or more a gallon in the Seattle area. Hopefully you'll have insurance, but after you gas 'er up, you might not have any money left. So let's say you ditch the car and opt for a transit pass. If you live in the city, this might be a viable option. If you live in an outlying area, one of these passes could run upwards of $300 a month.
Now you've already spent the majority of your gross income on a place to live and just getting to and from your minimum wage job. You still haven't fed or clothed yourself. You haven't taken a shower because you haven't paid for utilities...unless you're fortunate enough to find the rare building that rolls that into the rent. You can't call in sick or late because you don't have a phone because you didn't pay the bill. And let's hope you don't have any kids or a spouse or anyone else to take care of because, let's face it, you're fucked.

Now that $8.67 an hour is eight times more than many Chinese people currently make in entry-level jobs. Eight times. That's like making $72 an hour here in the Emerald City. Fuck. I wish I made $72 an hour! That's over $11,000 a month.
Which is precisely the problem. At $72 an hour, you'll probably find a pool of highly qualified, highly motivated applicants. At $9 an hour, you will find high school kids in search of their first job.
Now you run into training costs, quality control issues and costs, employee turnover rate costs and the list just keeps going.
Any way you slice it, in many cases it's still cheaper to outsource the labor overseas.

3) We have no business being the world police. I'm sure who elected us, but it sure as fuck wasn't me. We have our own problems here in the U.S.A. to contend with before we take on the problems of others. And that's another problem.
What we view as a "problem" or a "rights issue" or whatever in our culture is not necessary a problem or issue in another culture. Our perception upon the world as Americans is warped due to the media, due to the bleeding hearts and the ultra-conservative right wing.
All we have to do is look inward at our own individual "cultures" right here at home. You might not agree that firearms and the death penalty are OK, but I do. That doesn't make either view right per se, it just makes them different. You might believe in a Christian god or a Muslim god or a Buddhist god in your home. In my home, we do not. Again, not right or wrong. Just different.

What we need to do is do away with NAFTA and all this free trade bullshit and tax the shit out of foreign made goods. ALL of them, whether they are manufactured for U.S. or foreign owned companies should not matter. If we make foreign goods cost more than American goods, then people will be more inclined to buy American, to buy local. Thus, more money will circulate through the economy, and voila. Problem solved.
That's not to say that American companies will make good quality products, that's another issue.  But at least people will be buying American. Then we can begin to police our own companies on our own soil rather trying to chase down some overseas vendor that makes something for somebody who in turn sells it to an American company who then imports it and resells it to the American people.
If we hike up import tariffs, that would entice American companies to start making things here in America again.

That's why the Japanese have built facilities here in the states. It's cheaper for them to build their products over here rather than build them in Japan and ship them here. As it should be.

We also need to let American companies fail. Stop bailing out Chrysler and Bank of America. Let 'em fail.
One of the reasons we make such shitty products in this country is because we can. Because companies know that there will be a safety net, there is no motivation to be any better than the next guy or to strive for greatness. Historically, many companies failed. Nash, Hudson, Cord, Studebaker, Packard, Tucker, Marmon, Kaiser, LaSalle, and those are just the auto companies that failed in the 1940's!
Some will argue that letting these big corporations fail would just add to the already high unemployment numbers and bad economy. But I think it would drive companies to not fail. There are a finite number of executive positions out there, so if companies continued to fail, eventually the execs would also find themselves in the bread line with the rest of us.

The answer to the problem isn't to treat everyone fairly. The answer is to treat us better than everyone else. Pay people a decent wage for decent work. But also, be sure that the work is decent. Get rid of the union labor force. There may have been rationale to have a unionized unskilled force 75 years ago, but there is no longer. Unskilled workers should not get skilled worker pay.
Period.
Pay should be based on performance and merit and that should echo through the ranks of corporations all the way up.
Ditch the golden parachutes for the execs that continually fuck the American people. Kick them out of the airplane and see if they can fly.
Stop policing the goddamned world. It's not our job and we can't afford it at this point.

Let's stay focused on rebuilding the U.S. and not tearing down other countries.